Sunday, August 9, 2009

I got my Snuggie, now beam me up to Hale-Bopp!!

Those hideously cheap blankets with "sleeves" that make humans look like a member of the Polyphonic Spree are now available for your pet. Good luck getting one of those on your cat.

Hasn't this been invented before? Ever hear of a dog sweater? I'm not even sure why an animal--or human, for that matter--would need such a thing.

At least now the Heaven's Gate people can save some money and make their own custom doggy outfits using a Snuggie, leaving more money for new Nikes.

This is not okay...

2 comments:

  1. In Obama's healthcare plan, can I cover my cat named litterbox under my healthcare plan as a domestic partner?

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  2. At least my pet can now say, "Oh wait, can't I just turn my sweater backwards?"

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