Pimp Sold Separately

There's a new hussy in town and she's made of plastic. While her attire might suggest she's looking to dance around the Maypole, don't let her goody two shoes facade fool you.

She may not be as hot as Barbie but she goes "up and down" and can "go round and round" a pole like nobody's business--can't say that about the disproportionate skank that preceded her. For obvious reasons, additional outfits are not available. Pimp sold separately.


WARNING: This toy is not approved by Chris Hansen or the wonderful folks at NBC. Please keep in mind that your parole officer would probably frown upon use of this doll and may take action as he/she sees fit.


This is not okay...